Funny birthday messages

Funny birthday messages

Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.

Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.

You believe you are vintage? You’re not vintage… you were vintage last year, this year you’re very old.

My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!

On your birthday some words of wisdom: Smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!

If there is a positive correlation between age and wisdom, then I’ll be asking you for advice.

I’m not going to make any age related jokes, because in fact I feel a little pity about how old you are

Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one day get as old as you are

Do you know what a Birthday means? Getting gifts on one hand and spending the money worth those gifts to throw a party for your friends on the other. Welcome to the loop! Happy Birthday.

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.