Funny birthday quotes

A bunch of funny happy birthday quotes and sayings.

You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar. Yung No Mo

There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t.

Youth is a disease from which we all recover. Dorothy Fulheim

Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it.

Funny birthday quotes

You habitually have such fun anniversaries; you should have one every year.

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

There is still no cure for the common birthday. John Glenn

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