Don’t worry about your future, I am sure you will have a bright one, don’t worry about the past, you can’t change it, don’t worry about the present, I have not got one for you!
We know you’re growing old but you can always be young from the inside. Happy Birthday champ.
Happy birthday mate! Some words of wisdom for you: You are getting older!
Your birthday reminds me that the time is coming soon when you and your teeth will not sleep together.
A few years ago you were young and smart, but know you are becoming an old fart… Happy birthday!
Can you snuff all these candles or should I call the fire department?
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.