Who cares about your birthday. I mean, it’s not like a holiday or something
Sorry you will need a fire permit to burn that many candles at once – better blow them out. Happy Birthday
Happy birthday! Enjoy this day and don’t eat too much cake without me
Happy Birthday You’re one year closer to your death day
The younger you try to look the older you actually are.
Happy Birthday on your very special day…. I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.
So many candles, so little cake.
Better to be over the hill than burried under it.
You’re not 40, you’re 18 with 22 years experience
May you live all the days of your life