Humorous Birthday Wishes

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Old fart, young heart!

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

The best way to enjoy your Birthday each year is to keep getting more gifts but never remember your age.

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

No matter how old you get, I don’t think you’ll ever grow up. Happy birthday!

There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.